-Food tastes much, much better
-Lung cancer, emphysema, heart disease, stroke et. al.
-Things will smell better
-Midnight dash to the store
-My loved ones are breathing second hand smoke
-So that I can attract the kind of lover I seek
-Tired of government taxes and cigarette company profits
-Throat irritations
-Digging butts out of the ashtray when out of smokes is disgusting.
-Will soon require a Rx. and cost $10 per pack
-Makes me too lazy to do my chores and even play outside
-Knocking a full ashtray onto the floor
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