R & R for the Bronze? Sounds peachy!

by Rick Astin

"I RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!"

The mighty tinman's music hits.....yet he's nowhere to be seen....whatever could be happening?

The tron cuts to a beach on the island nation of Rage!


A totally bronzed tinman is sitting in a beach chair sipping on a margarita...

"Oo!"

Tossing the margarita aside he stands! Revealing his blue and black speedo!


Cole: Erm...I'm kind of uncomfortably horny right now..

King: Eh...TMI...

Taking a mic....the mighty tinman addresses the situation!

"In order to best show how the nation of Rage is totally sucky compared to canada....I've used my GM power to once again fuck with the match type...now we are having our match here....BEACHSIDE! Honestly it's better than I expected...I totally need to get me one of these islands....

Posted on Aug 19, 2010, 4:02 AM

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