All your base are belong to us

init war

dmesg | tail

cat bomb > setup

nc -l 1337 > signal

screen -r main

stat gentlemen

chown -R us base

traceroute destruction

cat $HISTFILE | tail -1

echo 0 > /proc/chance/to/survive

wget http://ftp.wayne.edu/pub/gnu/time/time-1.7.tar.gz
tar -xvf time-1.7.tar.gz
cd time-1.7 && ./configure && make

su

for zig in (*zig*); echo takeoff > zig

for great_justice; mv zig .