The Colchester United Number 9 shirt- once revered in the times of King and Keeble....what's happened?!
Holder 1-Mark Sale- tall, great defensive aerial ability- but no control whatsoever and the shooting prowess of Peter Cawley.
Holder 2-Neil Gregory- once regarded as the saviour of Colchester United, now regarded as the saviour of local pie shops.
Holder 3-Jamie Moralee- great workrate...erm....that's about his only quality actually...doh.
Holder 4- ???????
Whitton, if you see this, give Lua-Lua the NUMBER 10 shirt next season, okay?
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