WTF?? another bash come and gone. Two days out and ya'll is still bein' recoverin'?? Why someone even invted the local authorities. But thanks again to all for a great Bday........one I won't soon fergit........Oh thats's right.......I be's 50 now. Sorry all but I might not remember it next week.

Yes in deed I had a good time too!!Tell Mrs.Frickin thanks for the good time!!Oh ya how does it feel to be half of a century old?

Is half a century a long, long, long time, OR WHAT?

If it's half a Centimeter, the Mrs must be forgettin it too...

Thats only-------
Ahhhhhhhhh-------
Like-------------
Ahhhhhhhhh-------
5 Millimeters----
-Dick Cheesius

WOW that sounds really small.I've heard they make pumps for that.Good luck Mrs.Frickin

I'm here to dispell the rumors...........it's nowhere near that big.........

Now thats what I like about you the TRUTH

Who said anything about truthful? I just said I was here to dispell the rumor.............

One mans truth is another mans hallucination.
-Judge One Ball-

And one mans hallucination is anothers reality. So just what is the truth/hallucination/reality there Mr.Frickin?

The truth is, for a phenomenal.......I mean nomenal fee, I'll tell ya 'bout the hallucination and thats the reality of it all.

Yes money can buy you any truth you want

The truth will get you for free, and a thing in th ehand is worth truth in the bush.

You can lead a gift whore to water, but you can't look her in the mouth...?

Sign me up for one of them thar gift whores.
Do they cum in multiple colors?

Sign me up I have a watering hole that is so big we can herd them whores in

A herd of whores...

Nothing could be finer,
Than a herd of them vaginers?
-Dick Cheesius-

Tou should have keep going!!Come on and herd them whores!!

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...
Rope 'em too!!!!!!!!!

Have you ever been elbow deep?If you know what I mean

Elbow deep in a Gift Whore... I'm more about Fistin' and Rimmin'

Did someone say "Gift Whores"?

Feltching...
Dirty Sanchez...
Multiple something or anothers...

Actually, Fistin and Rimmin are golf terms.. if the ball stops within a fist, or goes across the rim, it's as good as in. SOOOO...... if your balls slap across her Rim.....

Bingo, Bango, Bongo...
With much emphasis on the Bong-o!

Sometimes you have to squeeze the hand in before you can fist it!!

It sure seams like I was pushed down the ladder!!You know Simon can tell you all about fist and rim!!or Heather!!

What do you know of Heather?

If I tell you do you promise not to tell anyone I told you?

Pelas tell the tale of Heather's Tail...

Yes---Do Tell

There once was a girl named Heather,When she seduced Simon she ware leather,As the night progressed, she became undressed,And Simon loved her Forever!!

I bet that required a strong antibiotic.

I heard it took a double dose of the Z Pack

How 'bout a concrete body condom?

Ya, abrasive concrete...
Just like Heather

I was told when making love to her,was like a cat licking you but no tongue