When th wife told me I was getting a Blower for Christmas, I thought she meant a 16 year old Asian girl...

Never heard it being called snow before.

Do you know how to turn a dishwasher into a snow remover?Hand her a shovel!!

When I was a newly wed, my wife was shy... instead of "sex" she called it "doing the wash"

Anyhow, I was in th emood one night and woke her up... Honey let's do the wash! She told me she was tired, and to go to sleep... Later that night, feeling guilty, she woke me up ( a good wife doesn't deny her husband...?) She said" Honey wake up, I wanna do the wash, wake up.."

I told her it was a small load, I did it by hand.

Best joke of the day...

That is good!!