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Simon NewsJanuary 16 2009 at 12:17 PM | Frickin |
| Did ya'll hear the latest about brother/cousin/unrelated kin Simon?? All I can say is it's amazing the uses his imagination can come up with for an old Charger exhaust manifold, a Coke bottle, a used pair of womens panties (size 16 woooo), and a tube of KY Jelly. Only in Simon's world......... I'll leave the rest to YOUR imaginations............ unlesssin' one of the other kin wants to elaborate.........
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jimmy
| Re: Simon News | January 16 2009, 2:25 PM |
Simon says if she wants to he will!!
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jimmy
| Re: Simon News | January 16 2009, 5:18 PM |
I heard the coke bottle can go either way!<->
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Anonymous
| Simon Ooze... | January 17 2009, 3:33 PM |
Can you say, perverted...
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Effin
| Spill It | January 18 2009, 11:22 PM |
What the fuck did he do this time???
Is it bad???
Loosen that tongue...
You can do it...
Come on...
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praying for Simon
| Re: Spill It | January 19 2009, 10:19 AM |
I heard they stretch the panties over their heads,they lube up,insert exhaust manifold and release 4 gerbils and bet on which on gets in first and the last on to survive!LOL
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praying for Simon
| Re: Spill It | January 19 2009, 10:27 AM |
Sorry about the bottle of coke.When Simon asked Heather if she wanted to do some coke she said I'll stop and pick some up!
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J.J. Junior
| Heathers "Got This!" | January 19 2009, 2:34 PM |
Now that's funny as hell...
Sounds like the coke was a little moist...
Talk aboiut getting the "drips"
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Dick C
| Re: Heathers "Got This!" | January 20 2009, 8:23 AM |
How does Heather always end up in Simons fantasies/realities??? You'd think she's the only skank in the twin cities..................
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jimmy
| Re: Heathers "Got This!" | January 20 2009, 12:18 PM |
No shes not the only one,but she is the one for Simon!
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Effin
| DIck C | January 20 2009, 4:02 PM |
Dick Head said skank.
LOL
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jimmy
| Re: DIck C | January 20 2009, 5:13 PM |
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Fat Bastard
| Re: DIck C | January 20 2009, 8:49 PM |
Sock it to me, Sock it to me, Sock it to me, Sock it to me
Trogladyte, Neanderthal...
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Skippin
| Heather Challenge for Effin | January 21 2009, 5:43 PM |
Publish a picture of the two. LOL
Then phone numebers... he he
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itsme
| Re: Heather Challenge for Effin | January 21 2009, 8:01 PM |
I undestand the he he but what is numebers?
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Anonymous
| Whaa! | January 21 2009, 10:13 PM |
#########################################'s
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itsme
| Re: Whaa! | January 24 2009, 1:35 PM |
It took a couple of times looking at it and now I can say I get it!
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Confounded?
| Defies The Laws Of Nature | January 24 2009, 11:56 PM |
Yer brain be bigger'en we thought.
How do that there little neck,
Keep that there giant brain held up so well?
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Skippin
| Her Simon, and sabotage | January 25 2009, 6:29 PM |
Numebers=sabotage=emails=fun?
Someone better step up and execute a plan. So what is the Plan?
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Backwoods Barney Wisenheimer
| More Fun With Simon? | January 25 2009, 11:58 PM |
Ya, Sabotage
YEEEEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAAAAAA
Ride That Dead Horse
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itsme
| Re: More Fun With Simon? | January 26 2009, 8:25 AM |
No you mean play Sabotage as loud as you can!!
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Deaf, Dumb, And Blind
| If It's Too Loud, Your Too Old | January 27 2009, 4:15 PM |
Does the amplifier go to "11"?
If it does not, you need a new one.
I recommend the Wisenheimer Model #6100
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itsme
| Re: If It's Too Loud, Your Too Old | January 29 2009, 5:33 PM |
The louder the better and if them new models are any good I'll take two!!!
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Anonymous
| Re: If It's Too Loud, Your Too Old | January 29 2009, 6:31 PM |
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Spuds Wisenheimer
| Re: If It's Too Loud, Your Too Old | February 25 2009, 11:00 PM |
I thank we heared some news on Simon.
It involves ampliphication of small, mountainous, fury, rodents.
Least wise, I believe thats what the "tubes" be for...
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Micheal- wanna be musician
| Hey piss off | March 13 2009, 8:22 PM |
We toked we tried, we died and we farted. But Buis in the musical proffesion was not my call. Who else plays the wrong keys in front of 1000 people on video.
OOps me???
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itsme
| Re: Hey piss off | March 14 2009, 4:06 PM |
Thats funny shit dumb ass!!
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