Hey Skippin July 9 2009 at 9:06 PM itsme
Hey Skippin where are you? how come you never call? Just wanted to say High!!!
Author Reply Effin Papa Smurff July 9 2009, 9:55 PM
He's still alive.
Spends all his spare time, in the land of sun and fun.
itsme Re: Papa Smurff July 11 2009, 3:46 PM
I heard, Keep this in mind it;s what I heard.....He moved up north to be a hermit and upon arriving there, his body immediately grow hair everywhere!!He regrets his decision because he can not deal with the hair.
Gossiper Re: Papa Smurff July 11 2009, 4:35 PM
I heard "Ole Chompers", the contaminated fish got to him.
Now every full moon he swims with the fishes.
Skippin Pappa Smurf Oh God I watch cartons with the grandson? August 24 2009, 6:28 PM
Frickin Re: Oh God I watch cartons with the grandson? August 25 2009, 9:46 AM
Watching cartons with the grandson??? Sounds awful boring. Like watching paint dry......
itsme Re: Oh God I watch cartons with the grandson? August 26 2009, 8:35 AM
Don't forget he's working on his figure yoo!!
Effin Re: Oh God I watch cartons with the grandson? August 27 2009, 3:32 PM
Is that "figure" of speech?
itsme Re: Oh God I watch cartons with the grandson? September 4 2009, 8:40 PM
Dude I just put on my glasses thats funny!!!!
Effin Tyminheimer Spectacles September 4 2009, 9:40 PM
I hear tell, when ya gets to be 50 cycles old,
Ya gots ta wear them readers all the time!
-Effin
itsme Re: Spectacles September 5 2009, 10:24 AM
I hate to say this but it my be sooner in my case!!
Frickin Re: Spectacles September 5 2009, 10:31 AM
ya, more like 30 cycles........
itsme Re: Spectacles September 7 2009, 9:07 AM
Skippin
Spectacles or testicals September 15 2009, 2:38 PM
I gotta wear my spec's all the time now that I' fifty. But my testicals are just fine.
Effin Re: Spectacles or testicals September 15 2009, 7:28 PM
Why we be makin reference to Skippin's Sackinheimer?
EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Or if you like, "Uff Da"
Buthead Re: Spectacles or testicals September 15 2009, 10:06 PM
A huh huh, huh huh, he said testicle, huh huh.............
itsme Re: Spectacles or testicals September 16 2009, 9:28 AM
Well of coarse they are fine,Ma has had them on the night stand for years.She decides when they are used!!!
Effin Re: Spectacles or testicals September 16 2009, 2:02 PM
Ma Dukes keeps em in the denture jar till they're "required".
Skippin Show me your big uns! September 22 2009, 9:25 PM
Trust me, I be a dam big testical winner!!
Who has the gonads to show us yours?? LOL
Effin Re: Show me your big uns! September 23 2009, 5:41 PM
A hairy ball hanging sphincter wink party?
Skippin, are you nuts?
itsme Re: Show me your big uns! September 25 2009, 10:29 AM
Skippin is just a walk in the park compared to my nuts!!
Effin Nuts And Butts September 25 2009, 8:08 PM
While at the Renaissance Festival one year,
The wench selling hot roasted peanuts proclaimed,
The kings nuts were the biggest in the land...
I used to drink back then,
So I proceeded to disprove her bold statement,
Right in front of the kings nut stand.
Any other good stories out there?
itsme Re: Nuts And Butts September 26 2009, 4:08 PM
Dude you sure know how to make a pesant laugh!!
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