So Fricken walks into Itsme's bar, just down the corner from the local Asian steamhouse. He walking his dog, a little beagle named Shitski... Anyhow, he walks up to the bar and the bartender, Effin, says... "what'll ya have"? Fricken is broke, so he says, "I'll bet you a free shot that my little Shitski here can speak. He can answer any question I ask..."
Effin - "You're on"!

Fricken - " OK Shitski, you see that up above us there...? What is that?"
Shitski - "ROOF"!

Effin begrudenly pours a shot of Old Grandad, and serves it up... "let me see that again"!

Fricken - " Now think Shitski, what does mama's ass feel like on your tongue"?
Shitski - "ROUGH!"

Effin's getting pretty pissed now.... He serves up a snifter of Old Thompson, and a Schmitty's chaser.... "one last time, AND I GET TO ASK THE QUESTION"!
Fricken - "OK... noneed to be so pissy about it, you ask..."

Effin - "Hey Shithead! Who's the greatest baseball player ever lived"!
Shitski - "RUTH"!

Effin's really torked up now... he grabs Fricken, and tosses him out the door in a
violent rage, stompin' and spittin'...

Shitski looks up at Effin, over at Fricken, and says.... "DiMaggio"?

Thanks Matt for letting me own the bar!!

Ak,ak,ak,ak,ak,ak,ak...........

Can you get me a discount at that Steamhouse?

I ain't go'in to no "Effin" bar,
Where Frickin's shitski speaks.
Sorry Itsme

Dude thats funny,but think ot the advantages the dod can be trained to say anything you want!!

Department Of Defence?

d g theres only a f inbetween them

And an "E"

????

No it goes ASDFGHJKL see its an F between the D and the G, Oh frickin where the heck have you been?Did you forget about the Date? Hmmmmmmm.

Only on a "Qwerty"

I'm more of a Ctrl F6 kinda guy....

who wouldn't want to F 6 now and then...? or at least F2?

Ok so you came out of the closet.I say good for you!!Now maybe you can DO SOMETHING WITH YOUR LIFE!!!!!!!!!Lots of luck you ctrlf6!!

Easy Itsme, Be nice to Mr. Martini Matt...
Bad dog, no biscuit!

Now that I'm "out"... could someone fetch my slippers and peel my banana?

Did he say "Feltch"?
Giggle, Giggle, Giggle
Leave the Marmots alone!
Poor fury little guys...

Sometimes you have to be the Bad Dog.I'm pretty sure you know what I mean Frickin as far as Fuffy Matt he will get over it after the first bath!!!

I ment Mufft Muffy Muffy thats like Beetle Juice????

No wonder why I'm FFFFed up I put on my glasses and it says Fluffly muffy mufft someday I will get it right!!!