HI - I AM ALWAYS LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO GO WITH AND TEACH HOW TO HUNT. HOWEVER, I LIVE IN WISCONSIN, IN RICHLAND CENTER, AND IT WOULD BE A DRIVE FOR YOU. I AM NOT SURE HOW FAR AWAY YOU ARE. LET ME KNOW. THE MORELS ARE NOT OUT HERE IN FULL FORCE; I HEAR PEOPLE ARE FINDING SOME; I WOULD GUESS IN ABOUT ANOTHER WEEK AND I COULD KEEP YOU INFORMED. I'M FEMALE/48.
HEY; WHERE DO YOU LIVE? THERE ARE NO COUGARS HERE, ONLY ICKY PEOPLE LIKE YOU THAT HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO BUT BE NEGATIVE AND DESTRUCTIVE TO HUNTING MORELS.
THIS IS NOT A FORUM FOR YOUR NEGATIVE WAYS SO GET OFF OF HERE YOU NEGATIVE PERSON; WE HUNT AND LOOK FOR MORELS; HAVE YOU FOUND ANY YET?
IF YOU WERE EDUCATED, YOU WOULD LEARN THERE ARE NO BAD ANIMALS AROUND HERE, ONLY PEOPLE LIKE YOU THAT INFILTER THE STATE OF WISCONSIN. NEGATIVE PEOPLE REALLY SUCK.
AS OF YET, I HAVE FOUND NO MUSHROOMS AROUND HERE; WILL KEEP YOU ALL POSTED.
MAPLE SYRUP WAS REALLY GOOD TO US THIS YEAR; HAVE YOU HAD SOME? I LOVE TO MAKE BUCKWHEAT AND HICKORY NUT PANCAKES.
HOW ABOUT SOME MOREL PANCAKES? MOREL ICE CREAM, TROUT ICE CREAM; WHAT IS NEXT? YOU CAN NEVER TAKE SOMETHING WILD AND TURN IT INTO SOMETHING NEGATIVE; THAT IS WHAT IS SO GOOD ABOUT MOREL MUSHROOMS. THIS IS WHY WE LIKE THEM SO MUCH. THAT IS WHY WE LIVE HERE.
So, you're looking for a woman who does not know you to accompany you into a secret wooded area, huh? And you actually have a taker! I wonder if Patricia will get the picture when she stumbles upon your cache of duct tape, hydrated lime, and a shovel.
pack your backpack and your tent because the morels are going to be here for you to enjoy for your hunting pleasure. bring your dogs. we would love to have you all here with us. trout season is open on saturday; wait two more weeks for that and then we have both of them at once. there is nothing better than that. we lovee the kickapoogians.
WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO HATEFUL? YOU DO NOT BELONG ON THIS FORUM; I HOPE THE GREAT MUSHROOM FORUM MAN READS THIS AND GIVES YOU THE BOOT. YOU MUST HAVE A SMALL MUSHROOM.
I WILL TAKE YOU AND DUCK TAPE YOU TO THE HIGHWAY 14 WEST SIGN GOING TO LACROSSE AND SAY YOU ARE A WEIRDO. ALL THE KICKAPOOGIANS WILL LAUGH AND MAYBE ONE OF THEM WILL PICK YOU UP AND TAKE YOU FOR A LONG WALK OUT INTO THE WOODS.
YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR ANYONE; YOU SOUND LIKE SOME KIND OF WOMAN BEATER AND I BET YOU HAVE NEVER EVEN BEEN IN THE WOODS YET LOOKING FOR MORELS. YOU TAKE SOMEONE TRYING TO BE NICE TO SOMEONE AND TURN IT INTO SOMETHING BAD BECAUSE YOU HAVE A LITTLE MUSHROOM. YOU ARE THE ONE WHO HAS A SHOVEL; NO ONE THAT I KNOW THAT HUNTS MORELS HAS A SHOVEL; THE ONLY ONE'S THAT I KNOW THAT HAVE ONE ARE THE SERIAL KILLERS. THANK YOU ED GEIN FROM PLAINFIELD WISCONSIN.
..this whole thing is really cracking me up!!...patricia..the younger generation speak a strange tongue...no worries though...if he is indeed a 31 y.o. male w/ the "acme-creepy-guy-kit" waiting in the woods for unsuspecting girls....well she could outrun him EASY cuz he'd have to be pulling up his saggy drawers every 3 steps.
..i know its not funny to joke about kidnapping...i'm kind of a dark one..but i had to chime in on this one : )
p.s..dont mess w/ shroomer chix.....we carry sharp stix..pepper spray & run w/ big dogs...NOT kidding !!!
AROUND HERE, ALL WE LIKE TO DO IS GOOF AROUND. IT'S REALLY NICE TO LIVE SOMEWHERE WHERE IT'S QUIET; YOU CAN LET YOUR DOG OUTSIDE WITHOUT A LEASH. WAKE UP IN THE MORNING AND HEAR ALL KINDS OF BIRDS, PLANT A GARDEN, AND GO IN THE WOODS. PARADISE. I'VE BEEN HUNTING MORELS FOR YEARS; IT'S NOT LIKE IT USE TO BE, BUT THAT'S THE WAY IT IS. HOPE TO HEAR BACK FROM YOU TOO.
Everyone here is pretty funny. Thank you for the wonderful invitation. How far is Richland Center from Milwaukee. I will be in Milwaukee (with my girlfriend) for Mothers day Weekend. I would love to go out on Saturday if you would have us. I'm not a creepy wierdo and was not looking for a woman inparticular just someone who had some land that had morals growing there that wanted company from someone who thinks these mushrooms are really great. I look forward to hearing back from you.
HELLO; THANKS FOR WRITING BACK TO ME EVEN THOUGH I GOT REALLY MAD; I'M SORRY FOR THAT, EVEN THOUGH YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY; IT IS. MILWAUKEE TO WHERE I LIVE IS ABOUT A 3 HOUR DRIVE; DEPENDING ON HOW MANY STOPS YOU MAKE OR HOW SLOW YOU GO. TALE 94 WEST MADISON EXIT; AFTER AWHILE GET ON THE BELTLINE AT THE BADGER INTERCHANGE. HIGHWAY 12 AND 18 WEST FROM THERE AND TAKE IT ALL THE WAY TO HIGHWAY 14 - SPRING GREEN AND LACROSSE EXIT WHICH IS HIGHWAY 14 AND TAKE THAT WEST ALL THE WAY TO RICHLAND CENTER. IT'S REALLY EASY.
WHERE DO YOU LIVE IN MILWAUKEE? I GREW UP IN BAY VIEW, ON KK STREET, WHERE THE LIBRARY IS.
MOTHER'S DAY WEEKEND WILL PROBABLY BE PRIME TIME FOR MORELS; DO YOU HAVE A DOG? I DO, DOGS ARE INVITED TOO. THE TICKS ARE BAD HERE, SO BEWARE. TROUT SEASON IS OPEN THEN TOO, SO BRING A POLE. IT'S A GOOD TIME TO GO; FRESH MUSHROOMS AND TROUT. YUMMY. IF YOU DON'T HAVE A POLE, I HAVE EXTRAS.
YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND CAN STAY HERE, BUT YOU WILL HAVE TO BRING YOUR SLEEPING STUFF; I HAVE A FLOOR, THAT'S ABOUT IT. HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU SOON. I WENT OUT TODAY AND FOUND ONE LITTLE LONELY GREY MUSHROOM AND I PICKED IT AND ATE IT.
OK, At first I was creeped out by the guy looking for strangers to meet him in a secret wooded location, but after reading Patricia's rambling posts, I'd be more worried about running into her in a secret wooded location. Patricia - Those mushrooms that grow on cow pies aren't morels! Stop eating them!
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