As for my own antics I prefer a less drastic approach:

vibrating(not shocking)massager with built in magnet

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=220460362086&ssPageName=STRK:MEWAX:IT

Just ordered it, about $6-$7 bucks, not in yet, I'll keep you posted when I know anything.

STILL LMAO!!!!!(pink massager thread) SORRY =(

okie, this ones a joke too, I popped mine open (no magnet inside), simply a little boobie vibrator, might do something when you're tired of massaging. I'd say that covers it. :(