While I am aware of Mickey Mantle's profanity propensity and the sale of such items in the past,
I'd love to hear some thoughts about this current offering.

Real signature, but I'd be hard pressed not to find about 5,000 other items with his signature that I would buy before this one.

Not mine.

can one of the autograph experts comment on if Mickey wrote the curse word on both of those? The lettering is totally different.

Did Mick mean his teammate Zach Monroe?

Who's "Manroe" lol. And I would buy that receipt stub, I think that's hilarious!

Both look good to me...

It would be stupid for a forger to attempt these, and both appear to be authentic regardless...

This is in the current auction

http://www.lelands.com/LotDetail.aspx?lotid=93284

but my favorite is

http://www.lelands.com/LotDetail.aspx?lotid=88603

At the University of Wisconsin there was a Korean born, Princeton educated Chemistry professor named Hyuck Yu (Rhymes with F*** Y**). I was told that at the beginning of the first day of undergraduate class he would lead all the students in a loud chant of his name ("Hyuck Yu! Hyuck Yu! Hyuck Yu!"), over and over until they got the joke out of their systems.

As with folks like Nolan Ryan and Bob Feller, you have to give Mantle credit in that his signature always hand nice, consistent handwriting.