Chapter 42
“Did I ever mention make up sex is the best?” Paul asked with a cheesy grin later that night. “I think it even helped out on my match performance tonight.”
“Did I even want to know that?” Shaun stared at him wide eyed. “And where’s Montana and the kids?”
“Upstairs in the room. I think I wore her out earlier.” He began to laugh.
Shaun shook her head and chuckled. “If anything, you are never dull, Guapo.”
“So are you coming to the wedding?”
“Of course. I arranged for that week off. And so is Mariah; I talked to her earlier and she apologized for causing so much trouble and yelling at you.”
“Wow, me too. Yeah, she came backstage for a bit to find me after the show. She’s going to rehab for a couple of weeks. Spanky even apologized for being an asshole, and wait for this one. The dumb fuck actually paid me back for the bail money. I think the roof is going to fall in.”
“I guess miracles never cease to happen,” Shaun laughed.
“You’re telling me, lady.”
“Where did Brian go anyway? He sure left in a hurry.”
“Back to his room,” Paul replied. “Something about having to call Sly before leaving early tomorrow to go wrap up some stuff on the bachelor party. Do I even want to know what they’re planning?”
“I think that is the general idea, Guapo. You aren’t supposed to know.”
“I don’t get the concept really. Of course, I didn’t have one before I married Reggie. So if I’m stuck on the dumb about some stuff, bear with me. Of course, the good part is as a condition of his bail, he can’t be doing any recreational drugs or drinking in the meantime.”
“He wouldn’t pull that around Sylvester anyway, would he?”
“Not if he wants to live,” Paul replied. “Then there is the factor of us having drug testing pretty soon.”
“Didn’t you guys just have that?” Shaun asked.
“Yeah, but they’re getting closer and closer with it now. Kind of a pain in the ass to have to whip out my dick and piss on demand with some strange chick watching me the whole time. And before you make a smart comment about me not having a problem getting out my dick for strange chicks before, I’m long past that shit.”
“I never thought such a thing. And speaking of women, I think you should be getting back to your lovely fiancee and little girls before they think you ran away on them.”
“You’re right,” Paul smiled and nodded. “I really should. Thanks for being my sounding board today, Shaun. I think I would have lost my sanity otherwise.”
Meanwhile:
“Listen, Sly, check this out,” Brian said cheerfully on the phone. “I got everything all ready, even right down to the two for one stripper thing.”
“Let me ask you something,” Sly responded. “Do you really want Paul neutered that bad?”
“Nah, Montana knows what’s happening and she’s cool with it. His balls will remain intact, trust me, even though one of your sister’s old friends nearly had their nuts ripped off and stuffed up their ass by Paul. Long story. But getting back to the stripper thing, here’s a curve ball for you.”
“This should be good. Excite me.”
Brian went into further details, trying to restrain himself from laughing.
“You did not just tell me that,” Sly said.
“It’s a done deal, man,” Brian said, howling. “It’s going to be a party no one will forget.”
“Well, the man was right about one thing; you have no shame, although I have to wonder at the same time if you have a secret death wish.”
“Come on, Sly, what did you expect to happen? We were all going to have poker night or something? Damn, it’s PL’s last night before he’s balled and chained again!”
“Hey, that ‘ball and chain’ happens to be my sister, numb nuts. But I guess you’ll also be sober.”
“I can stay sober because I’m out on bail for the bonfire thing. Mimi’s going to rehab, but she’ll be out in time for the wedding, and the court shit should be done by then too. According to the lawyer, we’ll both probably end up paying restitution and fines or some shit like that. Of course, with Mimi checking into the dry house, she might even get a bigger break.”
“Well, just don’t do anything else stupid the next couple of weeks, all right? This bachelor party is going to be eventful enough as it is with what you’re about to pull.”
“Aww, come on, man, we got to have some fun. And based on past personal experience, PL’s such an easy target when you want to make fun of someone. This will probably be my best stunt yet. He won’t even see it coming.”
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