Re: Roll call

I'm Sam, and here is a song I wrote for a recent court hearing in which I was involved...

Oh I do like to wee beside the roadside,
Oh I do like to wee where all can see,
Well public exposure is so wrong, wrong, wrong,
Hear the sirens come,
Put the handcuffs on.

Oh I do like to wee beside the roadside,
Oh I do like to wee where all can see,
And I wink at all the dollies,
As I hoik back up 'me trollies,
Beside the roadside,
Where all can see.

All that effort and I got 150 hours community service. Bah.