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...woooooooooo! OK ****ies, name the film for one point, name the character for a second point.. and for a bonus point, give me the situation.
For instance, "Gotta hand it to ya trash, last of the V8 interceptors. Piece of history. Would have been a pity to blow it up."
Would be, "Mad Max 2, the disabled mechanic, as they're hauling the Falcon into the refinery" Would be a full 3 point answer.
If you win you get to not be bum raped. I dunno. Anyway..
1: "I'm reloading man! I'm reloading! OK! You better get ready, here I come! Here come da pain!"
2. "Twin overhead cam, phase IV heads, 600hp through the wheels. Shut the door on this one, it's the ducks guts."
3. "You a good cop, hot shot? Sure you are. You must be some kinda.. great cop.. comin here all by yourself.. Where's your partner?"
4. "Alright!? 6 cylinders, 140bhp, standing to sixty in less than seven seconds. That is a class car."
5. "The castle ARRGH. Our quest is at an end."
6. "The outer walls are solid rock, but for a small culvert at its base."
7. "Printing's your business eh? Plumbing's mine; thirty years, man and boy! I put every goddamn pipe in this neighbourhood! Look at my knees!"
8. "Now now, don't you worry, heh heh heh, you wont feel a thing, Ol' grandpa's the finest damn killer there ever was."
9. "It is you killer instict that must be harnessed if you expect to survive in combat. If it is is not, then you will fail in the moment of truth. Then you will become dead marine. Then you will be in a world of ****. Because marines are not allowed to die without permission."
10. "No. The shortest distance between two points is... nothing."
11. "This is it.. this is how it ends. You're lying there and.. and I'm standing right here and I say.. something. I say... Everything has a beginning a middle and an end."
12. "Mad Dog Coll's coming over to get paid. When he walks in, put him on ice."
13. "Silicon valley. Perfect. Hold position here. The greatest cataclysm in history."
14. "Your bargaining posture is highly dubious, but very well. I will present you with a new body, and new troops to command."
15. "I don't know how you behaved down in Records, but this is Information Retrieval! Look at this mess! Queries from accounts concerning missing cheques? Piles of receipts? Unsigned paperwork? An empty desk is an effecient desk! Dammit Lowery! That fleet of personnel carriers is still unaccounted for!"
16. "I love listening to your little piss ant soldiers trying to talk tough. If Matrix was here, he'd laugh too."
17. "These are new, we just got them in. Pull the slide back, rest your finger on the trigger and put the red dot where you want the bomb to go. Can't miss."
18. "Stop, no, that's the second album I ever bought!"
19. "Yo. Stop your grinnin and drop your linen. Found em. Over at the processing station.. sub level 3.. under the main cooling towers."
20. "I know I'm human. And if you were all these things then you'd just attack me right now, so some of you are still human. This thing has to hide, that's how it survives, but it's vulnerable out in the open. We're gonna find out who's who."
Jeeves: "If I may be so bold to warn you, sir, the speedometer is reading 85 miles to the hour. And the distinct smell of burning is precipitating into the cockpit."
Wooster: "Burning Jeeves? That's the hearty scent of hot oil and pounding pistons. Nothing--"
BANG
Jeeves: "I fear your prediction of arriving on time for the ten to six may now be null and void, sir."
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