..any of the most bastardised, most tastelessly modified, most poorly and painfully "personalised" and downright lame car you've seen.. post it here! Mine is the old favourite "it's worth £100,000,000 coz it's been on telly" Pimp My Ride Capri which has actually done the impossible and makes me feel ashamed to own mine whenever I think about it. Poor car. Poor poor car.

(I had to visit capripower to find the pics... damn google..)















Shame the pics are too small to see the diamonds around every instrument and seam on the interior.. or the FWD offset wheels..

It was advertised here I seemed to remember, much to our amusement, but I've not heard from it since. I wonder if he got his £18,000 for it hahaha! 18k!

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I use the gears to slow down rather than the brakes.

The bulbs keep blowing.

... i like that car, cept for the crystals and mini basket ball court, and the wrong offset wheels oh and under the bonnet is ****e, but I like the rest

Theres a cappa on ebay right now that really is G A Y

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1986-FORD-CAPRI-LASER-RED_W0QQitemZ280211918054QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item280211918054

What were Baz and Kaz thinking??!

Matthew

http://search.ebay.co.uk/_W0QQsassZcapri_bits2

haha seeing that capri makes me want to go out and set mine on fire, it is possibly as gay as gay can be, what the **** is going on with the silvery things on top of the bonnet and "brian and karen" in the windshiled...even the description the guy wrote about the car makes me think hes completley bent for using world like "your-selph" ughhh.

... where he left his phone number and it says ask for brian...NO  S H I T, and if brian is on the end of his own mobile phone, let me guess........ would Karen be there?! duh

Matthew

http://search.ebay.co.uk/_W0QQsassZcapri_bits2

****ing ell....


remember that gold one fofr sale on ebay a while back, now that was rather dodgy and all...


Steal not my pictures else thou shalt incur my displeasure.....Haydn Barker

the body kit, wheels and private numberplate, the colour and interior are excellent and I particularly like the mods to the doorcards to change the speaker positions (acoustically as cars go capri door speakers are in ****e postions no matter what speakers you fit)

The gayest capri I've ever seen is that fern green del boy thing with the leopard skin seat covers, that does nothing for the car's image!!

Olly W

i think this is pretty crap...crap colour, crap fat man...crap place for an exaust...and his burn out only "burns out" on one wheel...he does not look as cool as he thinks
http://youtube.com/watch?v=9-FyVll6T5o

I agree, the pimp my ride capri is the GAYest capri ever. Next time its for sale, why dont we all chip in a few ££££ each any buy it together. Then smash the f**k out of it with hammers and stuff.

a few mods, some bike carbs, proper wheels will be a gooden, i really like the bule that pimp my ride car is in, but the rest not to my taste

FUN IS NOT A STRAGHT LINE

..of course it's got potential, under all that there's a Capri somewhere, but it's bloody gay at the moment.

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I use the gears to slow down rather than the brakes.

The bulbs keep blowing.

But I thought that convertable capri with the dry ice, bubble machine, neons and 4 colour side lights that was at COC last year was pretty much the car equivalent of Dale Winton wearing a pink cowboy hat and shaving his chest whilst doing his best freddy mercury pose, IMO.

Rich

If only I'd been there, lol!

yeah that bazncaz mobile really is awful, what werethey thinking.....it's like it's been groomed to be obnoxious, bet they don't use their indicators and brake for every bend in the road, drive at 40 on country roads and 50 through town, forget to stop for zebra crossings and reversetowards the car behind when stopped at junctions for no apparant reason...
seems the type.

I do agree though that capri door speakers are wank, except if you have ears in your calf muscles....

Steal not my pictures else thou shalt incur my displeasure.....Haydn Barker

Its simply this!


Guess where this pic was stole from?

A javelin convertible!

I could rant and rave about that conversion all day long.

Its simple as this! If you see one ... burn it!

For me it was that purple mk1 "custom car" monstrosity on egay a while back. With the interior that looked like an old ladys living room. Can't remember much more about it, but it was horrible!

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Haha yeah, was metallic purple mk1 pickup with mickey mouses face on the huge power bulge, interior like an Indian restaurant (with tassles), a mini bar in the back with teak decking and a full rack of cinzano. And a beeer barrel for a fuel tank. It was on a jag axle I do believe, but the engine was built up to RS3100 spec so at least it would move!

I remember that well.

That was the fantasia Capri!

It also had optics and a bar behind the seats.

It could have been the gayest, but the fact, it could actually shift and you could have ripped that gay crap out of it... (except the beer keg). Could have made a decent car.

Im still with the Javelin im afraid!

that's the one, forgot most of those details though - too traumatic probably!

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