A new game I came up with cos it's friday and im bored at the office

I'll start us off!

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=280212117555

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Submarine-Escape-Suit-Unwanted-by-the-MoD-Weird-Wacky_W0QQitemZ230233052407QQihZ013QQcategoryZ1468QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Rich

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ADOLF-HITLER-ULTRA-RARE-DOLL-MIB-MUST-L-k_W0QQitemZ110236065697QQihZ001QQcategoryZ348QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Rich

todays offerings

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/This-is-The-Weirdest-Cat-Ever_W0QQitemZ140217968395QQihZ004QQcategoryZ31QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

2nd one may not be classed at work safe

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Monkey-Spanker-Novelty-toy-4-men-Birthday-Stag-gift_W0QQitemZ180227109522QQihZ008QQcategoryZ88433QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

FUN IS NOT A STRAGHT LINE

that's amazing..


Oh yeah and how the f**K does tht monkey spanking device work, I just can't think unless you put it through the hole in the middle but it'd never fit surely....

Steal not my pictures else thou shalt incur my displeasure.....Haydn Barker

I'm bidding on it now hahahaha.......

Steal not my pictures else thou shalt incur my displeasure.....Haydn Barker

awesome isnt it. My office mates have decided to chip in and so i'm currently the high bidder on the horse riding one lol.

to hell with you haha...


Steal not my pictures else thou shalt incur my displeasure.....Haydn Barker

The rubber is a very soft silicone gell like rubber, mine is a rather "snug" fit though i have to say.

..though it's a bit of a Victorian "If I'm not touching it I'm not indulging in the forbidden acts!" style. Why not just spend £20 on some ganja and then just have a wank?

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I use the gears to slow down rather than the brakes.

The bulbs keep blowing.

rid myself of....

'sorry to wake you haydn ooohhhhhhooowwwwwoowoow!'

haahhaha

Steal not my pictures else thou shalt incur my displeasure.....Haydn Barker

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/BAG-OF-LIVERPOOL-SCOUSE-AIR_W0QQitemZ300210046363QQihZ020QQcategoryZ1469QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
The Barstards will nick owt eh! Thieving bloody pikeys!

"PEOPLE HAVE ALREADY STARTED TO COPY ME !!! BUT YOU SAW IT HERE FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Lies! I saw Scottish Highland air (bottled) on there three years ago! IIRC

There's a whole category dedicated to weird stuff:

http://collectables.listings.ebay.co.uk/Weird-Stuff_Totally-Bizarre_W0QQfromZR4QQsacatZ1469QQsocmdZListingItemList

JC|2 LITRE LASER AUTOMATIC|STRATOS SILVER

Oh, and I'm sorry but Sam's squirrel wins hands down!

JC|2 LITRE LASER AUTOMATIC|STRATOS SILVER

once pulled bits off his belly button. He then sold it as "6 selections of belly button fluff, harvested from june-november" he actually sold it for 30p, with the 6 pieces taped to a bit of card

thats the best thing ever. i will have to forward this to my sister (she dabbles at taxidermy) and my mum had a stuffed red squirrel once and she called it frisky

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Taxidermy-Wild-Grey-Squirrel-on-a-Remote-Motor-Bike_W0QQitemZ280212122322

genius.



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I use the gears to slow down rather than the brakes.

The bulbs keep blowing.

I once saw someone selling the colour brown on ebay...

Boredom in the office is a dangerous thing.

..now all you need are some shrews done up like foxes heheh.

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DISCLAIMER = Major Tom wishes fellow forum members and readers to consider that his comments - particularly those relating to anything containing the words cockmunch, gay, gayness and gaynal - may be less serious and offensive than the reader may interpret.

.......Or are they?

Was just gonna make him a little hat and call him napoleon but all I need are some dead shrews and a can of orange spray paint... sorted. That's a genius idea Tom!

..but you are under orders to post pictures on here when you can!

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DISCLAIMER = Major Tom wishes fellow forum members and readers to consider that his comments - particularly those relating to anything containing the words cockmunch, gay, gayness and gaynal - may be less serious and offensive than the reader may interpret.

.......Or are they?

can we adopt it as the forum mascot?

i thought id let you see how it looked as the mascot it took me less than 5 mins...can you tell?

ok it is not a silly one but £120 worth of scotty £20 notes for £50 gotta be fishey
Mickey c
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/6-BRAND-NEW-BANK-OF-SCOTLAND-REPLACEMENT-20-NOTE-ZZ_W0QQitemZ120240696451QQihZ002QQcategoryZ47400QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

The small print says the auction is for one note not six

Have a look at the number available haha...