I did one last search, and -what do you know- found exactly what I was looking for.
About freaking time.....
took me seven searches on different engines to sucessfully cull results, and then I go and find out that the first link--which I overlooked-- is indeed the one I'm looking for. Plus, it is diretly linked to from HERE.
weird day...very dumb and uselss day..
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"I can eat fifty eggs."