Mine is:
"Look what I found in the toaster!"
This is a very real occurence at my place, though it usually involves too-long-forgotten breakfast crud.
Oh, what I would give to find a glowy object in
my toaster. I don't care what it does; it's glowy and shiny and fills my heart with warm fuzzy goodness.
It does last month's toast one better...
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APPLIED SOLIPSISM: It sucks because I said so.