"..What's your view of the election? In 10 words or less."

*thinks for a moment* "Gore is a spoony bard." *thinks again* "Bush is slightly less spoony."

"Why is it, that in today's election, we are forced to choose the lesser of two spoonies?"

Sorry for wasting your time. We now return to your regularly scheduled bardic war/comic strip/nickels.

Politics really suck and im canadian, but i wish gore wins cuz if bush wins the canadian dollard will drop, and that sucks. Them damn spoony americans...

It's ALL YOUR FAULT!!! YOU EVIL CANADIANS MADE UP THAT FLORIDA BALLOT DIDN'T YOU?!?! DIDN'T YOU?!?!?

*cough cough*

And Gore is not a spoony bard-- Bards kick ass and Gore does NOT! He's a spoony . . . uh . . . um . . . ah yes-- a spoony townsperson that wanders around saying "There are many guards in the castle."

--Darylohki, who expects that all the forking Gore-lovers and the Canadians are gonna kick her ass right about now . . .