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Yay Gildward!

February 5 2001 at 9:41 PM
Untraditional Non Sword Using Hero  (Login UntraditionalNonSwordUsingHero)

 
Renounce the shackles of swordism.

Nothing like the sight of a Village Elder's face as you melt their Legendary Sword down for arrowheads.

 
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Excal
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Arrowheads?!?

February 5 2001, 9:47 PM 

Nah, I don't think Gildward is an archer. I'd say what I think he is, but I think that Daryll will probably say what I'm guessing in a very excited post.

Excal, who'd rather have the legendary sword, especially after all the arrows made out of it have been used up.

 
 
Untraditional Non Sword Using Hero
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I don't think he realy is either...

February 5 2001, 9:53 PM 

Actually, I'm guessing he turns out to be Drecker.

...

not likely either, but I'll have my daydreams while I can.

Nothing like the sight of a Village Elder's face as you melt their Legendary Sword down for arrowheads.

 
 
Section_Yea_Eighth
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Ha ha funny funny

February 6 2001, 12:43 AM 

At first glance it looks like the arrow is stuck in Karashi's hair frame one. Shades of Quest for the Holy Grail Batman!

Of course, Karashi, being a ninja, probably wouldn't care about an arrow in her head anyway. Else she would catch it in mid-flight.

 
 

(Login DarylDebunhurst)

Daryl's Excited Post!!

February 6 2001, 12:59 PM 

Could he possibly be . . . a . . .. BARRRRD!?!!?!


WOO HOO WAI WAI BANZAI SUGOI KAWAIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!


--Darylohki who hopeshopeshopes!!!!

 
 

(Login ChronoDeus)

Out of curiousity...

February 6 2001, 5:07 PM 

Since you don't use a sword, what do you use?

Krono
"Sanity is relative."

 
 
Untraditional Non Sword Using Hero
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Bows, Crossbows

February 6 2001, 6:28 PM 

Weapons not thought of as phallic symbols.

 
 
Eidolon X
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But can bards use bows? (N/Tupo)

February 6 2001, 8:09 PM 

Never again shall I leave a truly textless message. Mwa ha hupo!

Or...shall I?

 
 
Bob the Cat
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That means staves are out huh?

February 6 2001, 8:51 PM 

Well I mainly use the ultimate weapon: THE MIGHTY FIST!



Todays quotes:

No one is safe!
and
I am Onslaught, you shall learn my name and fear it!
and
Do you resent our little game human? Then surrender to your fate!




 
 
UntraditionalNonSwordUsingHero
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Unless he got someone to shoot it for him. [n/t]

February 6 2001, 8:52 PM 

Text is for the Textfull.

 
 
Bob the Cat
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But how would he get cash to hire someone?

February 6 2001, 8:57 PM 

His musical ability is crap and earning money by battles... HA.


Unless they did it for free... but that's not likely.

Todays quotes:

No one is safe!
and
I am Onslaught, you shall learn my name and fear it!
and
Do you resent our little game human? Then surrender to your fate!




 
 
Excal
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Conspiracy theory

February 6 2001, 9:10 PM 

Maybe he just used the strings of his lute. Like they do in all of those b-rate comedies.

All I know is that it is quite definatly the Bard. Even checked the archives to make sure. At least now we know his name.

Excal, who can't wait to see Daryl's post which ought to be even more excited.

 
 
UntraditionalNonSwordUsingHero
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Well... maybe he just left the arrow in the tree for her to come across

February 6 2001, 9:11 PM 

It's only in by the tip of the head.

 
 
UntraditionalNonSwordUsingHero
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Unless it's an Alias [n/t]

February 6 2001, 9:13 PM 

Foolish text-looking-for mortal-type foolish-person

 
 

(Login DarylDebunhurst)

Harps and Lutes are . . .

February 6 2001, 10:03 PM 

By far the best.

What, you expected something different from me? Jeez . . .

--Darylohki, the BARDIC . .. uh .. . person.

 
 

(Login DarylDebunhurst)

*BIG SPARKLEY EYES!!!*

February 6 2001, 10:04 PM 

SUUUUUUUGGGGGOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!


WAI WAI WAI WAI WAI WAI WAI WAI x 1000000000000^11112!!

I'm SOOO HAPPPPPPY HE HAS A NAMMMMMMEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

But . . . Webrunner, I'm warning you-- DON'T YOU DARE BREAK HIS HEART, OR I'LL UNLEASH ALL OF MY BARDIC POWERS ON YOUUU!!

But don't give him Karashi either-- she's not good enough for him. ~_^

Give him a nice bardic girlfriend!

--Darylohki, who WUVES HER BARDY WARDIES TO DEATH!!



 
 
UntraditionalNonSwordUsingHero
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Unless...

February 6 2001, 10:09 PM 

It turns out someone else sent the message to both of 'em to... set a trap? Get them outta the way? Etc...

Karashi's better off with Drecker or the guy from Evil U. anyway.

 
 
Excal
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One flaw in that theory

February 6 2001, 10:13 PM 

Nice theory there. But there's one gaping flaw in it. Who'd want to take out those two? I mean, even though Karashi is probably very useful in combat, she never really seems to be in the party. And the Bard, well he's a Bard. Why not trap Ardam or Karn instead? I mean, Karn will probably be too foolish to notice a trap, and Ardam won't care as he's getting attention.

 
 

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I said not phallic

February 6 2001, 10:13 PM 

Not out-right sissy weapons.

 
 
Eidolon X
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Obviously:

February 6 2001, 10:18 PM 

Someone wants to take out Karashi before it occurs to any of the Adventurers! how good she is in combat.

And...um...okay, the theory falls flat with the bard. I mean, it has been proven that, in Adventurers! cannon, a bard can just be poked and become...'fainted'.

 
 
UntraditionalNonSwordUsingHero
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Theorization

February 6 2001, 10:22 PM 

It could be Eternion, because he'd want to wipe the Melody of Finate for the face of 'this world', and he'd bring one of the party because it's just his style to have a little challenge.

 
 

(Login DarylDebunhurst)

That doesn't even deserve a rant n/t

February 6 2001, 11:33 PM 

I SAID n/T YOU NINNY!! NOW YOU HAVE A BARDIC CURSE ON YOU!! YOU ARE NOW AS SPOONY AS A BARD CAN BEE!

--Darylohki, saying "have a nice day!"

 
 
Bob the Cat
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What about guns?

February 7 2001, 12:12 AM 

And high explosives >:-)

Just cause you're a hero doesn't mean you can't use arson as your weapon (like me too damn much actually...)

Todays quotes:

No one is safe!
and
I am Onslaught, you shall learn my name and fear it!
and
Do you resent our little game human? Then surrender to your fate!




 
 
Untraditional Non Sword Using Hero
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They fall under the Phallic Symbolism catagory [n/t]

February 7 2001, 12:31 AM 

No Text for You! One Week! >:(

 
 

(Login GeneralLeo)

You guys

February 7 2001, 7:31 AM 

It could be just a romance plot, no tricks, just an extra twist... There's always at least ONE romance in an rpg. (or several girls after the same guy)

The warrior formerly known as Leo

~Leo-X

 
 

(Login GeneralLeo)

What aboot Scythes (nt)

February 7 2001, 7:33 AM 

:|

The warrior formerly known as Leo

~Leo-X

 
 
Bob the Cat
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Or in this case...

February 7 2001, 8:13 AM 

So far we have 2 guys after the same girl.

Eep.

Todays quotes:

No one is safe!
and
I am Onslaught, you shall learn my name and fear it!
and
Do you resent our little game human? Then surrender to your fate!




 
 
Eidolon X
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It /could/ be just a romance...

February 7 2001, 8:34 AM 

But where's the fun in that?

Anyway, any conspiracy to kill the bard is kind of odd, since they could just poke him...unless they're trying to get Karashi to do it so they don't have any dirt on their hands.

But no, my conspiracy theory is that the bard is trying to attack Karashi!Don't hurt me, Daryl! *runs and hides*

Of course, it'll probably fail if he's setting upo the conspiracy. *runs faster, tossing a shiny nickel to distract Daryl*

 
 
Untratidional Non Sword Using Hero
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Scythes are reserved for villains, anti-heros, and weirdos

February 7 2001, 1:31 PM 

And people desperate to look 'cool'.

 
 
Wallwalker
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And what else does this include?

February 7 2001, 1:35 PM 

Besides, I'd think of an arrow as pretty phallic. But then, I have a really sick mind. : p

(As for harps being "sissy," that's not what all of the undead monsters said when I had four singing party members in FFV after finding the Requiem! Well, actually they didn't say anything; they just kind of gurgled and fell over. I mean, they're undead. They CAN'T say too much, can they?)

 
 
Wallwalker
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And Mad Monarchs.

February 7 2001, 1:37 PM 

*wonders if anyone on this board will know what she's talking about* ^_^;

 
 
Untratidional Non Sword Using Hero
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Well I'm talking your basic main-hero weapons of big swords and big guns

February 7 2001, 2:00 PM 

Bows and arrows are the weapons of the guy hanging back out of the fight, so that's what I gave this persona.

 
 
Krono
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A couple things.

February 7 2001, 2:24 PM 

One it is around Valentines Day, so a "just romance" thing is quite possible.

Two if you don't the possbile fun/humor then either your not looking or you have a poor imagination.

Three I'd look into a faster mode of travel than running.

Krono
"Sanity is relative."

 
 
Excal
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Ummm...

February 7 2001, 2:32 PM 

But can't the weapons of the guy who stays out of the frey also be classified as the weapons of a sissy? I mean, you're just standing back there all nice and safe and sniping while everyone else is risking their butts to defeat the monsters.

That's why I prefer monks if you're going with non-phallic weapons. Strong, can take a beating, nice array of useful abilities and healing powers that almost equal priests. Insanely useful so long as they meet up with their mortal enemy, gently rolling hills.

 
 
Eidolon X
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...Okay, right on all 3 counts there. (N/T)

February 7 2001, 2:53 PM 

Looking at an N/T message, then highlighting it...are you kuparanoid or something? (If I could have made it extra-invisible I would have added 'just because you're paranoid doesn't mean invisible text's not out to get you')

 
 
Eidolon X
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...Okay, right on all 3 counts there. (N/T)

February 7 2001, 2:53 PM 

Looking at an N/T message, then highlighting it...are you kuparanoid or something? (If I could have made it extra-invisible I would have added 'just because you're paranoid doesn't mean invisible text's not out to get you')

 
 
Untraditional Non Sword Using Hero
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Very sayable

February 7 2001, 3:37 PM 

But the point of this persona is to take a less-than-classic-heroic class and kIck It Up A nOtch! ... ahem.

 
 
Bob the Cat
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Don't make fun of necromancers!

February 7 2001, 3:42 PM 

Necros are kinda cool guys damn you!

Todays quotes:

No one is safe!
and
I am Onslaught, you shall learn my name and fear it!
and
Do you resent our little game human? Then surrender to your fate!




 
 
Untraditional Non Sword Using Hero
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Hm, I never seen a Necro with one

February 7 2001, 3:42 PM 

But they'd fit the villain/anti-hero type anyway.

 
 
Section_Yea_Eighth
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Deluxe Conspiracy Theory

February 7 2001, 4:19 PM 

Message sent to Bard and Karashi by Eternion to get both away from the party. This means if/when he attacks, Ardam and co. have a secondary party consisting of Evil Robot Death-Spy, instead of Karashi and ERDS. Bard not present for silly singage either. Whacky-smacky.

Then Karashi shoots the bard and Eternion with Crossbow Quarrels of Love Philter and the two evil ones walk off into the sunset and get burnt.

 
 
Joe
(Login _Joe_)

Hmm…

February 8 2001, 9:03 AM 

I think when I actually had a bard (as opposed to, say, a mage with the sing ability which was about 937% more useful), he had a harp equipped for a total of 15-20 minutes of gameplay (around when I got the Lamia's Harp and didn't have a better knife yet). Of course, most of the time I used Sing was on a character other than the bard.

 
 
Wallwalker
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Why not a Bard with Black Magic equipped?

February 8 2001, 12:52 PM 

'Course, this is from the person who literally spent hours fighting those blasted Metal Squirrels or whatever they were, just to master all of the classes.

(shrugs) I tend to like Bards as characters, but not as fighters. Except for the Requiem. ^_^ And that other song that increased strength, but it's been so long since I've played FFV that I've forgotten its name.

Still like mages better, though.

 
 

(no login)

Hmm...

February 8 2001, 9:53 PM 

I didn't bother reading all those other posts, so forgive me if someone already said this, but doesn't Gildward look a LOT like the bard?

 
 

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Steps to the plot!!!

February 8 2001, 9:53 PM 

Step 1: Get them in same place

Step 2: knock em out

Step 3: Take them to evil vilanous lair place

Step 4: Explain evil plan and commence mind switching procedure thingy

Step 5: Laugh as they escape

Step 6: Watch the confusion

Step 7: Wait for Adventurers to return

Step 8: Talk to them for some reason

Step 9: Fight them

Step 10: Win

Step 11: Swap their minds around randomly!

Step 12: Repeat steps 5 thru 12.

~MagNight1
Creator of soon-to-be-on-the-net comic Stick Quests!

 
 

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Ahem

February 8 2001, 10:32 PM 

Actually no one has said Gildward looks like that bard. Thats because he IS the bard. Web finally got around to giving him a name.

Krono
"Sanity is relative."

 
 

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I don't like your tone, sonny. (nt)

February 8 2001, 11:20 PM 


 
 

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But then...

February 8 2001, 11:26 PM 

So, if everyone knows he's the bard, what's with these people saying things like Gildward will turn out to be Drecker?

 
 

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Forum Owner

Those people..

February 9 2001, 12:08 AM 

Posted on the first day of the storyline when they didn't meet yet.

 
 
Joe
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About 700 reasons to use black mage with sing over bard with black magic

February 9 2001, 12:13 AM 

ALL of a black mages stats are a LOT higher than a bards except for speed (I think it's like 5-10 lower).

And why kill skull eaters when there are better things that give better ABP? I personally killed tons of those RockStatues in Val basement (Lvl5 Death rules), but ShieldDragons in Kuza castle work pretty well, and they give good experience. Of course, there's always the Magic Pots in Phoenix tower, but there are only so many of those (the 100 ABP is nice, though), and there are those movers in the Cleft of Dimensions that give 199 ABP, but they're tricky to kill.

 
 
Untraditional Non Sword Using Hero
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I can't say I care [n/t]

February 9 2001, 1:01 PM 

So technically I could say, but just I'm a terribly honest person.

 
 
Untraditional Non Sword Using Hero
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That hasn't been confirmed yet

February 9 2001, 1:07 PM 

It was just the name the unknown shadowy person put on the note. Karashi hasn't tried calling him by name or anything yet.

Gildward could yet turn out to be the unknown shadowy person. :O

 
 

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Ok, I get it now

February 10 2001, 1:20 AM 

Alright, thanks. I just discovered the forum yesterday (didn't know it existed). I suppose I could have checked the dates they were posted, but hey, no one got hurt, did they?

 
 

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You have a point there

February 10 2001, 1:32 AM 

Hey, you may be right, although it's not all that likely. I think the shadowy figure is either some new guy or Eternion. He probably wants revenge on Gildward for preventing his victory over Khrima. He also chose Karashi because Karn, Ardam, Drecker, or that Spybot thing would be a bit suspicious if he realized that he was set up on a date with another guy. Now that I think about it, he's probably some other bard - most likely Gildward's lifelong rival. What could Eternion accomplish by playing a song of sleep that he couldn't acomplish by yelling "Void Thunder!" repeatedly?

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