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I turned out lawful neutral. Go figure.

So... who wants to start bets on what Daryl will turn out as?

Todays quotes:

I'm the ferryman to the river Styx...
and
Almost only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades.
and
You are too dangerous. You must be eliminated!

http://www.telalink.net/~carl/multibabel/

Original English Text:
You spoony bard!
Translated to French:
Vous barde spoony!


Translated back to English:
You bards spoony!


Translated to German:
Sie panzern spoony!


Translated back to English:
They armor spoony!


Translated to Italian:
armatura spoony!


Translated back to English:
armor spoony!


Translated to Portuguese:
armor spoony!


Translated back to English:
armor spoony!


Translated to Spanish:
armadura spoony!


Translated back to English:
armor spoony!

How... spoony.

All bets are off. I took the test, and this is how I ranked:

Raw Data
You have 6 points towards Chaos.
You have 14 points towards Good.
Analysis
You are Neutral Good.

So :-P~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


--Darylohki, the NEUTRAL GOOD!!

Well, according to that translation thingie, I am. And if I get ANY jokes about SATISFYING Valen, I'm gonna kill someone! Check it out:

Original English Text:
Daryl, the incarnation of the Bardic Spirit, fights constantly against Lord Valen, the Incarnation of Dischord.

Translated to French:
Daryl, l'incarnation de l'esprit de Bardic, combats constamment contre
seigneur Valen, l'incarnation de Dischord.


Translated back to English:
Daryl, the incarnation of the spirit of Bardic, combat constantly
against Valen lord, the incarnation of Dischord.


Translated to German:
Daryl, die Inkarnation des Geistes von Bardic, bekämpfen ständig
gegen Lord Valen, die Inkarnation von Dischord.


Translated back to English:
Daryl, the Inkarnation of the spirit of Bardic, constantly fight
against lord Valen, the Inkarnation against Dischord.


Translated to Italian:
Daryl, il Inkarnation dello spirito di Bardic, costantemente lotta
contro il signore Valen, il Inkarnation contro Dischord.


Translated back to English:
Daryl, the Inkarnation of the spirit of Bardic, constantly fight
against the Valen getlteman, the Inkarnation against Dischord.


Translated to Portuguese:
Daryl, o Inkarnation do espírito de Bardic, constantemente luta de
encontro ao Valen getlteman, o Inkarnation de encontro a Dischord.


Translated back to English:
Daryl, the Inkarnation of the spirit of Bardic, constantly fight of
meeting to the Valen getlteman, the Inkarnation of meeting the
Dischord.


Translated to Spanish:
Daryl, el Inkarnation del alcohol de Bardic, constantemente lucha de
satisfacer al Valen getlteman, el Inkarnation de satisfacer el
Dischord.


Translated back to English:
Daryl, the Inkarnation of the alcohol of Bardic, constantly fights to
satisfy to Valen getlteman, the Inkarnation to satisfy the Dischord.


--Darylohki, the slightly sickened.

I see it 'Ultimechia-fied' you ^_^

wow. that's something i wouldn't have thought of myself as being......

Analysis
You are Evil with Chaotic tendencies.
------------------------------------------------------------------------

I'm evil, but neutral.

Raw Data
You have 1 points towards Lawful.
You have 13 points towards Evil.
Analysis
You are Neutral Evil.



Krono
"Sanity is relative."

...I am Good with Lawful tendencies.

1 point towards evil
1 point towards lawful.

I'm a true neutral just as I had expected.

Excal, who's still laughing over the whole Daryl satisfying Valen thing.

4 points toward Chaos, and 4 points towards Evil, making me a True Neutral.

Heh, drunken bards...

Tries to imagine a drunken bard brawl

*It JUst DOesn't WOrk!*

...I'm lawful good.

Raw Data
You have 11 points towards Lawful.
You have 23 points towards Good.
Analysis
You are Lawful Good.

3 points to Lawful
19 points to Good

The Verdict: Neutral Good.

Awesome. I can choose whatever good I want, I think. Do I feel like furthering truth and justice today or is it more of a "freeing the oppressed" day? Maybe I'll just keep up the streak and do the world good by doing it no evil.

And I realized I'd seen that test before.

And I also realized it wasn't the cool one that has questions like:

"You are trying to convert more followers to your god. Do you:

A. Go to the local colony of Centaurs to proseltize?

B. Go to the Dwarves, intending to show them the might of your faith by besting them in a physical contest?

C. Go to the local Orc Encampment, bringing them closer to your god by way of death?"

Too bad I can't find the linkupo to that one right now...

The fact that I choose D. both B and C >:-)

I'm quite cruel and sadistic at times.

Let's not get into my fighting game stories...


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When I show up, bosses tend to oh I dunno... DIE.

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Todays quotes:

I'm the ferryman to the river Styx...
and
Almost only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades.
and
You are too dangerous. You must be eliminated!

http://www.radivarl.demon.co.uk/nick/adnd/psych.htm

Go there. It's got 48 questions, each almost as psychotikupo as that one ^_^

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Who woulda thunk it? Really!

Raw Data:
You have 4 points towards Chaos.
You have 6 points towards Evil.

That explains my taste in men RIGHT there. Tee hee.

Analysis:
You are True Neutral.

-I'm sorry but you'll have to pay a $70 fine for being in a loading zone-
-That guy needs some FANART!!-
-Kupopo po no da!-

The second one rates me as a Chaotic Good Thief.

evil, 69, good
chaotic, 41, lawful
Physical, 50, magical
earthly, 37, spiritual

Original English Text:
All your base are belong to us.

Translated to French:
Toute votre base sont appartiennent à nous.

Translated back to English:
All your base are belong to us.

Translated to German:
Ihre ganze Unterseite sind gehören uns.

Translated back to English:
Their whole lower surface are belong to us.

Translated to Italian:
Il loro intradosso intero è appartiene a noi.

Translated back to English:
Their entire lower surface is belongs to we.

Translated to Portuguese:
Sua superfície mais baixa inteira é pertence-nos.

Translated back to English:
Its surface lower entire is belongs to us.

Translated to Spanish:
Su entero más bajo superficial es pertenece a nosotros.

Translated back to English:
Its superficial lower whole number is belongs to us.

27 law, 38 chaos, 28 good, 29 evil

Raw Data You have 9 points towards Chaos. You have 1 points towards Evil. Analysis
You are True Neutral with Chaotic tendencies.

More or less what I expected.

"neutral good thief"? heheheh...

Original English Text:
The Entity known only as Beh

Translated to French:
L'entité connue seulement comme Beh

Translated back to English:
Entity only known like Beh

Translated to German:
Bekanntes Gleiches Beh der Instanz nur

Translated back to English:
Well-known same Beh of the instance only

Translated to Italian:
Ben noto lo stesso Beh del caso soltanto

Translated back to English:
Very famous the same Beh of the case only

Translated to Portuguese:
Muito famoso o mesmo Beh do caso somente

Translated back to English:
Very famous the same Beh of the case only

Translated to Spanish:
Muy famoso el mismo Beh del caso solamente

Translated back to English:
Very famous the same Beh of the case only

"See how I have my arms?"

Give generously to the BIshounen Fund.
They need eyeliner!

Original English Text:
Very famous the same Beh of the case only

Translated to French:
Très célèbre le même Beh du cas seulement

Translated back to English:
Very famous same Beh of the case only

Translated to German:
Sehr berühmt das gleiche Beh nur des Falles

Translated back to English:
Very famous the same Beh only the case

Translated to Italian:
Molto famoso lo stesso Beh soltanto il contenitore

Translated back to English:
The much famous same Beh only the container

Translated to Portuguese:
O muito famoso o mesmo Beh somente o recipiente

Translated back to English:
The very famous the same Beh only the container

Translated to Spanish:
El muy famoso el mismo Beh solamente el envase

Translated back to English:
The very famous same Beh only the package

"See how I have my arms?"

Give generously to the BIshounen Fund.
They need eyeliner!

Original English Text:
The very famous same Beh only the package

Translated to French:
Très le célèbre le même Beh seulement le module

Translated back to English:
Very famous same Beh only the module

Translated to German:
Sehr berühmt das gleiche Beh nur das Modul

Translated back to English:
Very famous the same Beh only the module

Translated to Italian:
Molto famoso lo stesso Beh soltanto il modulo

Translated back to English:
The much famous same Beh only the module

Translated to Portuguese:
O muito famoso o mesmo Beh somente o módulo

Translated back to English:
The very famous the same Beh only the module

Translated to Spanish:
El muy famoso el mismo Beh solamente el módulo

Translated back to English:
The very famous same Beh only the module

"See how I have my arms?"

Give generously to the BIshounen Fund.
They need eyeliner!

Lawful good BARD?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

How in the spoon did I get the friggin spoony bard rating?!!?!?!?

I should've gotten lawful neutral pyromaniacal mage with chaotic tendencies!!!

I'd make a horrible bard, what with the smashing of equipment over peoples heads and eventually saying screw it and going rogue-mage heh heh heh

Grrrr no way I'd be caught dead in those tights grrrrrr....

In the immortal words of Cid Highwind:

#$%#$^$%&%^*#$#$#@@%$^%$^%^&@@!!!!!!!!

Shera get me some God damn tea!!!!!


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Todays quotes:

I'm the ferryman to the river Styx...
and
Almost only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades.
and
You are too dangerous. You must be eliminated!

Apparently that one doesn't have mage in its data base. By my answers I should have been a Neutral Evil Mage with Chaotic tendency (looking out for self above others, thinking of profit first, quick to threaten/kill/cheat/etc). What I got was Lawful Good Bard. This was before you took it btw. I tried again and changed some answers. True Neutral Bard. Convinced something was wrong I left everything at starting asnwer. Result: Neutral Good Bard. Since its obviously bugged severally, I didn't bother posting my results. I wouldn't worry about what it says.

Krono
"Sanity is relative."

CHAOTIC EVIL.


COOLNESS.


Time to leave my little sheltering home and LIVE A LIFE OF CRIME.

Neutral Good Cleric.

So no, it's not bugged apparently.

To be specific, I got 92 on Good/Evil, 53 on Chaotic/Lawful, exactly 50 on Physical/Mental, and 63 on Earthly/Spiritual.

By the way, anyone else try hitting 'Cancel' when it showed your class/alignment/statistics?

It says I'm a neutral good bard...

Funny, I don't remember choosing "run around helplessly while the real heroes kill the monsters"...

The original English, translate to japanese and back:

Daryl (realization of a bard's alcohol (Bardic Spirit)) fights with Sir manifestation of Valen and Dischord continuously.


Krono
"Sanity is relative."

I'm Lawful Good Cleric....

83 Good,
71 Law,
45 Physical,
63 Spiritual.

I'm more good and Lawful than Excal and I'm more religious than Excal, you Heathen Excal

3 to lawful
5 to good

I be neutral a bastardish one you can never trust I gues..

Aparently "it is spooney" doesn't babilize.

I'm Chaotic Neutral

Original English Text:
Your on the way to destruction.
Translated to French:
Votre en fonction la voie à la destruction.

Translated back to English:
Your in function the way with the destruction.

Translated to German:
Ihr arbeiten innen die Weise mit der Zerstörung.

Translated back to English:
You operate inside the way with the destruction.

Translated to Italian:
Funzionate all'interno del modo con la distruzione.

Translated back to English:
Worked to the inside of the way with the destruction.

Translated to Portuguese:
Trabalhado ao interior da maneira com a destruição.

Translated back to English:
Worked to the inward in the way with the destruction.

Translated to Spanish:
Trabajado al interior de la manera con la destrucción.

Translated back to English:
Worked to the interior of the way with the destruction.

It changed "Do not get hit by that beam, no matter what." into "Not to obtain the effect of this beam of light, the Earth has concerned goodses."

Except I have 5 lawful points and 1 evil point.

I'm Evil Lawful. That's me pretty well...

That's funny, I'm a Neutral Good Bard as well. And I made all the Heroic choices as well :C

~Bacon Slicer
"The Big Barbeque Party of Darkness and Light"

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