How could Ardam have casted teleport? They were in a town (as Karn pointed out), teleport spells can only be cast on the world map, and only take you to the gates of other towns....

Oh wait, the bartender said the bar was on city limits... but still, how'd they end up in a TREE? Is there some sort of treetop town we haven't seen yet? shrug

Teleport spells can be cast in places other than on the world map. In many games they can be cast in battles, dungeons, etc. Plus, logic kills the joke.

Goto www.barnus.homestead.com. It's really funny.

Warp and Exit, for instance, are completely different.

Pretty sure you could use the teleport spell in town in Lufia. Besides, they were probably outside the city limits when it was cast anyways.