I had an employee who was rather heavy. He wasn't the most productive worker, but he was the union shop steward so I had to handle him with kid gloves.
The problem was that he didn't seem to bathe everyday, and he compensated for that with healthy doses of after shave and cologne. Whew! It just compunded the error.
I fainally had enough gumption to ask him into my office for a chat. I put a bar of soap in the middle of my desk and told him he had to use it every day before he came to work.
He didn't complain to the union, I was saved from another long trip to headquarters to bow and scrape and promise to be better to the employees, and everyone who worked near him was very happy.
Lasted a week or two.
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We'll be friends until we're old and senile. Then we'll be new friends.
-Anon.