These are "Christians"?  

Jim...

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Add this to your catalog of ways fringe conservatives express their displeasure of having a black president: someone on YouTube has raised the possibility of Barack Obama being the antichrist because Jesus actually, literally said, "Barack Obama is the antichrist."

So to recap: Barack Obama is a Kenyan, a Muslim, Paris Hilton, a Nazi, a Communist, a gay crack addict, a racist, and the secret leader of a nationwide network of ACORN brownshirts and now the antichrist. It's almost as if there's one thing that makes people really mad about him, but for some reason people can't say it, so they have to come up with ever-more-fanciful and complicated theories to explain what's wrong with him.

This one's simple, really, so listen up: In the Bible, Jesus said, "I beheld Satan as lightning falling from the heavens." OK, but did you know that Jesus didn't speak English? No, he spoke Aramaic, which is kind of like Hebrew. It's also different from Hebrew, but so whatwe'd like to know how you would say you beheld Satan falling as lightning from the heavens in ancient Hebrew, just for kicks.

Well, you'd start with lightning, which is "baraq." And then you'd have to find out how to say "the heavens," which you could say any number of ways. But for the purposes of this exercise, we'll pick, I don't know, let's say "bamah," which means "an elevation height, high place, wave." Hey! That's weird.

What's more, when you want to connect two words in Hebrew so as to prove someone is the antichrist, you insert a "u" or an "o" in front of the word that would be most convenient to have a prefix on it for the purposes of proving that the person you're trying to identify as the antichrist is, in fact, the antichrist. So in this instance, you'd put it in front of "bamah."

So how would you say "I beheld Satan as lightning falling from the heavens" in Hebrew, the language that Jesus did not speak when he said those words? It would go something like, "I saw Satan as Baraq O Bamah." Spooky! According to the person on whose YouTube page we found this video, it's "probably just a coincidence...Just an interesting word association. The film does NOT proclaim that BHO 'IS' the AC." But it doesn't proclaim that he's not!

I'm glad someone has you sweeping out the attic of odd and inexplicable relics of politics and history, Jim.

It sounds like a limitless opportunity to keep you out of mischief here on Earth. But remember, you must take your meds, too.

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We'll be friends until we're old and senile. Then we'll be new friends.
-Anon.

I'm glad someone has you sweeping out the attic of odd and inexplicable relics of politics and history, Jim.

It sounds like a limitless opportunity to keep you out of mischief here on Earth. But remember, you must take your meds, too.

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Just repudiate that shit moniker... it isn't necessary to denigrate me.  You are attached to these fringe assholes... just as much as you and gus attach us to the fringies on the left.

Come out against them.  Dare you.

You won't do it.  It is more fun to attack me.

Jim..

   That is a rather remarkable coincidence.  Far moreso than anything in the banal, unimaginative claptrap blathered by the oil-theft, or PNAC whackos on the Left.  Look at it this way, the Left doesn't even have an ancient text of any sort to sift through for goodies.  They're stuck with nothing but their own imaginations, and clearly that's a rather barren wasteland from the evidence.

gus.

 

That is a rather remarkable coincidence.  Far moreso than anything in the banal, unimaginative claptrap blathered by the oil-theft, or PNAC whackos on the Left.  Look at it this way, the Left doesn't even have an ancient text of any sort to sift through for goodies.  They're stuck with nothing but their own imaginations, and clearly that's a rather barren wasteland from the evidence.

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Ancient Text?  Where do you want to start?

Jim..

These are "Christians"?




What was said in that piece, Jim, that gave you a clue that "these were christians". Your bias is unbecoming.

You would think from Gus's comment that all of the Left are either Atheists or Agnostics or at least Secular Humanist. You know, there is such a thing as the religious left.

However it is typical that someone from the religious right would come up with the anti-christ angle.

Anyone that says Obama or any other currently living person is the Anti-Christ don't know their Bible. Or maybe they're just messing around trying to see who will fall for their drivel. Sadly there are plenty of people who will swallow it, hook line and sinker.

Ancient Text?  Where do you want to start?

  umm... I don't think that is incumbent on me...

gus.

 

You would think from Gus's comment that all of the Left are either Atheists or Agnostics or at least Secular Humanist. You know, there is such a thing as the religious left.

   No, I was comparing these "biblical" folks to the oil-theft, and PNAC loonies.  You have to admit that the religious Left is not exactly a powerhouse of political activism, compared to that on the Right.  Your loons, OTOH, simply aren't bright enough to see the potential.

gus.

 

Ancient Text?  Where do you want to start?

  umm... I don't think that is incumbent on me...

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Actually, it is.  You brought it up to begin with.  Define your terms butthole.

Jim...

Just repudiate that shit moniker... it isn't necessary to denigrate me. You are attached to these fringe assholes... just as much as you and gus attach us to the fringies on the left.

Come out against them. Dare you.

You won't do it. It is more fun to attack me.

Jim..


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and so you repudiated all of the anti-bushies over the past two years who claimed his responsibility for everything from the end of the dinosaur era to the warming of the planet....right?

we remember