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October 4 2001 at 9:09 PM
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"What do I know about sex? I'm a married man."
- Tom Clancy


"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."
- Steve Martin

"You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither."
- Drew Carey


"Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as
meaningless experiences go, it's a pretty damned good one."
- Woody Allen


"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
- Unknown


"If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all."
- Rodney Dangerfield


"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."
- Woody Allen


"Homosexuality is God's way of insuring that the truly
gifted aren't burdened with children."
- Sam Austin

"I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty."
- George Burns

"It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of
getting married."
- Matt Barry


"Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog
vacation at the taxidermist."
- Camille Paglia


"Life is a sexually transmitted disease."
- Unknown


"My kid had sex with your honour student."
- Bumper Sticker


"Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to
support it for the rest of your life."
- Michael Sinz


"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
- George Burns


"Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The
other eight are unimportant."
- Henry Miller


"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal,particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL >convertible."



 
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