Three Guys, a Canadian, Osama Bin Ladin and Uncle Sam are out walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. ‘I will give each of you one wish, that's three wishes total’ says the Genie. The Canadian says, ‘I am a farmer, my father was a farmer and my son will also be a farmer. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada.’ With a blink of the Genie’s eye,‘POOF’ the land in Canada was made forever fertile for farming. Osama Bin Laden was amazed, so he said ‘I want a wall around Afghanistan, so that no infidels, Jews or Americans can come into our precious state.’ Again, with a blink of the Genie’s eye, “POOF” there was a huge wall around Afghanistan. It was Uncle Sam’s turn to make a wish. Uncle Sam says to the Genie, ‘I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall’ The Genie explains, ‘Well, it’s 15,000 feet tall, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country; nothing can get in or out. What is your wish?’ Uncle Sam then says, ‘Fill it with water!’
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