Little Johnny was 8 years old and like other boys was rather curious. He
had been hearing about courting from older boys and he wondered what it was
and how it was done.
One day he took his question to his mother, who became rather flustered and
instead of explaining things to Johnny she told him to hide behind the
curtains one night and catch his older sister and her boyfriend.
And this he did. The following morning Johnny described everything to his
mother......
Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for a while. Then he turned off most
of the lights. Next he started kissing and hugging her. I figured sis must
be getting sick because her face started looking funny. He must have
thought so too because he put his hand inside her blouse to feel her heart,
just like a doctor would except he's not as good as a doctor because he
seemed to have trouble finding her heart.
I guess he was sick too, because pretty soon both of them were panting and
getting out of breath. His other hand must have gotten cold because he put
it under her skirt. About that time sis got worse and began to moan and
sigh and squirm around sliding down towards the end of the couch. This was
when the fever started. I knew it was a fever because sis told him she felt
really hot.
Finally I found out what was making them sick. A big eel had gotten into
his pants. Somehow it jumped out of his pants and stood there about 10
inches long. Honest, anyway he grabbed it in his hands to keep it from
getting away.
Then sis saw it. She started calling out to God and things like that. She
said it was the biggest one she had seen. I should have told her about the
ones down in the river. Anyway sis got brave and tried to kill it by biting
its head off. All of a sudden she made a noise and let the eel go. I guess
it bit her back.
Then she grabbed it with both hands and held it tight while he took out a
muzzle from his pocket and slipped it over the eels head to keep it from
biting her again. She lay back and spread her legs so she could get a
scissor lock on it and he helped by lying on top of the eel. The eel put up
a good fight. Sis started groaning and squealing and her boyfriend almost
upset the couch.
They had killed the eel. I knew he was dead because he just hung there and
some of its guts were hanging out.
Sis and her boyfriend were tired from the battle but they went on courting.
He started hugging and kissing her again. BY GOLLY!!!!!!!!!!! The eel
wasn't dead !! It started to fight again. I guess eels are like cats and
have nine lives or something. This time sis tried to kill it by sitting on
it. After a few minutes they finally killed the eel. I knew it was dead
because I saw sis's boyfriend peel off the skin and flush it down the
toilet."
Johnny's mother fainted.
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