> See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a
> penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.
> -Robin Williams
>
> Ah yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip
> out a man's genitals through his wallet.
> -Robin Williams
>
> Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I
> think of it as the only time of the month that I can be
> myself. -Roseanne
>
> Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a
> place. -Billy Crystal
>
>
> According to a new survey, women say they feel more
> comfortable undressing in front of men than they do
> undressing in front of other women. They say that
> women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are
> just grateful.
> -Jay Leno
>
>
> In the last couple of weeks I have seen the ads for
> the Wonder Bra. Is that really a problem in this country?
> Men not paying enough attention to women's breasts?
> -Jay Leno
>
>
> Always be nice to your children because they are the
> ones who will choose your rest home.
> -Phyllis Diller
>
> There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting
> that many men are having allergic reactions to latex
> condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So
> what's the problem?
> -Jay Leno
>
> When the sun comes up, I have morals again.
> -Elayne Boosler
>
> There's very little advice in men's magazines, because
> men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women
> do. Women want to learn. Men think, "I know what I'm
> doing, just show me somebody naked."
> -Jerry Seinfield
>
> If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
> -George Carlin
>
>
> The problem with the designated driver program, it's
> not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into
> doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night,
> drop them off at the wrong house.
> -Jeff Foxworthy
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