A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down. This hot blonde walked up to him and said, "Your barracks door is open." This is not a phrase men normally use so he went on his way looking a bit puzzled. When he was about done shopping, a man came up and said, "Your fly is open." He zipped up and finished his shopping.
He then intentionally got in the line to the lane that the blonde was in told him about his "barracks door." He was planning to have a try his luck with her. He asked her, "When you saw my barracks door open did you see a soldier standing in there at attention?" The lady then replied, "No, I didn't. All I saw was a disabled veteran sitting on two duffle bags!!!"
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