A 10 year old boy and his grandfather are sitting on the front
porch together, when grandpa pulls a beer out of a cooler. The
little boy asked: "Grandpa, can I have a beer?" Grandpa replied, "Can your dick touch your ass?" The little boy answered no. Grandpa said "Then you're not man enough to have a beer."
A little later Grandpa lights up a cigar. The little boy
asked: "Grandpa, can I have a cigar?" Once again, Grandpa asked, "Can your dick touch your ass?" The little boy answered no, again. Grandpa said,"Then your not man enough to have a cigar."
A little later, the little boy came out of the house with some
cookies. Grandpa asked: "Can I have a cookie?" The boy asked "Can your dick touch your ass?" Grandpa replied, "Hell yeah my dick can touch my ass!"
The boy replied, "Then go **** yourself, Grandma made these cookies for me."
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