10. You don't need a condom.
9. It's your baby.
8. Hey dad.
7. Hey mom.
6. Hey Principal Weaver.
5. I just got back from the hospital.
4. I don't remember that being there.
3. They said something about warts, but don't worry it doesn't hurt.
2. I lied about birth control.
and the #1 thing....
Look what I can do with this.
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