Uncle George spots a nice looking gal in a bar goes up and
starts small talk. Seeing that she didn't back off he asked
her name.
"Carmen," she replied.
That's a nice name," he said warming up the conversation, "Who
named you, your mother?"
"No, I named myself," she answered.
"Oh, that's interesting. Why Carmen?"
"Because I like cars, and I like men," she said looking directly
into his eyes. "What's your name?"
"Beerfuck."
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