It has been a very hot day when a couple decided to drive their car to a K-Mart, only to have the car break down in the parking lot. On the way to K-Mart the couple had a huge fight about the husband not wearing shorts that at times can be a bit to revealing. When they arrived at K-Mart, the man yelled at his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car. The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection she saw her husband under the car with his legs sticking out from underneath the car.
Although he was wearing shorts, his lack of underwear turned his
private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the
embarrassment, she became very angry because she told her husband not to wear shorts. She got so angry that she immediately kicked him in the crouch very severely multiple times until he closed his legs.
After she had stopped kicking him, she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband who had this look of absolute shock on his face.
The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his head.
(People, try to picture this in order to get the full effect)
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