A Japanese man, a Hawaiian man and a Portugese
man were all talking about their teenage daughters.
The Japanese man says "I was cleaning my
daughter's room the other day and found a packet of cigarettes. I didn't even know she smoked".
The Hawaiian man says "That's nothing. I was cleaning my daughter's room the other day when I came across a full bottle of Vodka. I was really shocked as I didn't even know she drank".
Then the Portugese speaks up.
"Both of you have got nothing to worry about. I was cleaning my daughter's room the other day and I found a packet of condoms.
I was really shocked.
I didn't even know she had a penis".
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