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Really bad pick-up lines...DONT TRY THESE AT HOME

September 25 2000 at 12:22 AM
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Jocelyn 

 

I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.

Is it hot in here or is it just you?

Baby, I'm like milk. I'll do your body good.

If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

You're like Pringles. Once I pop you, I can't stop you!

Are you a parking ticket, cause you have fine written all over you.

Are those pants from outer space? Cause that butt is out of this world.

Are we near the airport or is that just my heart taking off?

Is your name Gillette? ...because you're the best a man can get.

When does your centerfold come out?


 
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