> > We got off the Titanic first.
> > ~~@~~
> > We can scare male bosses with mysterious
> > gynecological disorder excuses.
> > ~~@~~
> > Taxis stop for us.
> > ~~@~~
> > We don't look like a frog in a
> > blender when dancing.
> > ~~@~~
> > No fashion faux pas we make
> > could ever rival The Speedo.
> > ~~@~~
> > We don't have to pass gas
> > to amuse ourselves.
> > ~~@~~
> > If we forget to shave,
> > no one has to know.
> > ~~@~~
> > We can congratulate our teammate
> > without ever touching her rear.
> > ~~@~~
> > We never have to reach down every so often
> > to make sure our privates are still there.
> > ~~@~~
> > We have the ability to dress ourselves.
> > ~~@~~
> > We can talk to people of the opposite sex
> > without having to picture them naked.
> > ~~@~~
> > If we marry someone 20 years younger,
> > we're aware that we look like an idiot.
> > ~~@~~
> > There are times when chocolate really
> > can solve all your problems.
> > ~~@~~
> > We'll never regret piercing our ears.
> > ~~@~~
> > We can fully assess a person just
> > by looking at their shoes.
> > ~~@~~
> > We can make comments about how
> > silly men are in their presence,
> > because they aren't listening anyway.
> > ~~@~~
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