1. Dial 911 Immediately.
2. Open the curtains to see if anything has changed over the past 2 years.
3. You mean there's something else to do?
4. Threaten your ISP with an impeachment vote.
5. Work.
6. Re-introduce yourself to your immediate family.
7. Get that operation you've been putting off.
8. Feed your animals. Oh wait, they're already dead.
9. Bury your animals.
10. Borrow your neighbor's ISP.
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