A man is in a public restroom when another man walks in. The first man notices the stranger is standing in an odd way, with his hands held limply in front of his body. "Excuse me, sir," the stranger says, "But can you unfasten my pants for me? I need to go." The first man is rather embarrassed, but he feels sorry for the stranger. How humiliating it must be to have to ask someone such a favor! So the man unfastens the stranger's pants. He is about to leave when the stranger says, "Sir, can you just help me with one more thing? Can you pull my penis out for me?" This nearly mortifies the first man, but he does it for the disabled stranger. After the stranger is finished doing his business, the man reaches down to help the stranger refasten his pants. "Oh, that's okay," the stranger says. "I think my nails are dry now."
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