While robbing a home, a burglar heard someone say, "Jesus is watching you." To his relief, he realized it was just a parrot mimicking something he had heard. The burglar asked the parrot, "What's your name?" the parrot said, "Moses." The burglar went on to ask, "What kind of a person names their parrot Moses?" The parrot replied, "The same kind of person that names his Rottweiler Jesus."
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