A husband from Roslyn Heights, Long Island, kissed his wife goodbye and got into his Cadillac to drive to work in New York City.
He'd gone about a mile when he remembered that he'd left something in the bedroom. So he turned the car around and drove back home.
When he walked into the bedroom, there was his wife, lying totally nude on the bed and the milk man standing totally nude beside her.
The quick-thinking milk man promptly went into a squatting position on the rug and said, "I'm glad you're here, Mr. Jones, because I was just telling you wife that if she doesn't pay the milk bill, I'm gonna shit all over the floor."
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