Nun jokes.

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A cop pulls over a car load of nuns....
Cop: "Sister, this is a 65 MPH highway why are you going so slow?"
Sister: "Sir, I saw a lot of signs that said 22, not 65."
Cop: "Oh sister, that's not the speed limit, that's the name of the
highway you're on!
Sister: "Oh! Silly me! Thanks for letting me know. I'll be more
careful.
At this point the cop looks in the backseat where the other nuns are
shaking and trembling.
Cop: "Excuse me, Sister, what's wrong with your friends back there?
They're shaking something terrible.
Sister: "Oh, we just got off of highway 119."

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The Mother Superior instructs two nuns to paint a new room in the
convent. "And don't get a drop of paint on your habits," she sternly
admonishes.
The two nuns decide that the only way they will keep their habits
clean is to take them off, paint the room, then put them back on. So
they strip, and begin painting.
Suddenly there is a knock at the door.
"Who is it?" asks one of the nuns.
"Blind man," comes the reply.
The nuns look at each other and shrug. "No harm letting him in," one
says, and opens the door.
"Whoa, sister! Where do you want these blinds?"

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Q: How do you get a nun pregnant?
A: Dress her up as an altar boy.
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Q: How do you get a nun pregnant?
A: You fuck her.
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Q: What do you call a nun who walks in her sleep?
A: A roaming catholic.
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Q. What's black and white and red all over?
A. A nun with multiple stab wounds.
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Young Nun
The very naive young nun was assigned to a parish in the country.
On the first Saturday, the priest asked her if she wanted to go swimming. She'd never been before, but the priest promised he'd give her lesson.
They changed into bathing suits, then the priest offered her hand while they waded into the water.
They splashed around for a few minutes until the nun turned to the priest and asked, "Father, will I really sink if you take your finger out of my hole?".
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Mother superior at the grocery: "I would like to have 120 bananas for the convent."
Salesman: "If you buy such a large quantity, it is more economic to buy 144 of them."
Mother superior: "Oh well, we could always EAT the other 24."

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