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I hope you all are my friends

June 19 2012 at 10:38 PM
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Bob  (Login Freeperson100)
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Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card-
just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.

1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against
the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.

4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much
worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well
again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

 9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask; 
"Because you are my friend".

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 Re: I hope you all are my friendsOneRedKansan41Jun 20, 2012, 8:54 PM
  Wish I was the authorBobJun 20, 2012, 9:46 PM
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