On April 21st, the United States Supreme Court heard oral arguments in connection with the fruitless strip search by Safford Township, Arizona school officials of 13 year-old Savana Redding They were looking for Ibuprofen, based on another students claim that they got if rom Redding. The following conversation occurred between Justice Scalia and Mr. Wright, the attorney for the school.
MR. WRIGHT: Once you had reason to suspect a student is possessing any contraband that poses a health and safety risk, then searching any place where that contraband may reasonably be found is constitutional, and --
JUSTICE SCALIA: Any contraband, like the black marker pencil that -- that astounded me. That was contraband in that school, wasn't it, a black marker pencil?
MR. WRIGHT: Well, for sniffing.
JUSTICE SCALIA: Oh, is that what they do?
MR. WRIGHT: It's a permanent marker.
JUSTICE SCALIA: They sniff them?
MR. WRIGHT: Well, that's the -- I mean, I'm a school lawyer. That's what kids do, Your Honor, unfortunately, Your Honor.
JUSTICE SCALIA: Really?
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