Church in Connecticut conducts an "exorcism" to cast the demons of gayness out of a young boy. Seriously, I'm not making this up.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,528960,00.html
You can watch a youtube video of the ritual here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhedHERfcXk
Man, people are weird critters. How about an exorcism of the demons of ignorance?
"A man never drinks anything that a plant lives in" --DBone (A Real Man).
http://vimeo.com/4938173