Last year, while my daughter was in Japan, I went to the bank to exchange some dollars for yen just before my wife went over to visit. Just in front of me was an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars and she was a irritated. She asked the teller, "Why it change?? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I get hunat eighty?? Why it change?"
The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations." '
The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people, too!" "A man never drinks anything that a plant lives in" --DBone (A Real Man).
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