KP: Good weed, man……

TC: Yah…, but sooo expensive…sucks

KP: Yea, man ... need to get a cheap supply……

TC: Dude… yea…but where….

KP: Colombia…

TC: Naa, man, De Man, homeland security thing……. Sucks...…Airport security….

KP: I have a cunning plan…. Kayaks!!!!!

TC: Dude…. What de fu%^ has Borneo got to do with Colombia….

KP: KAYAKS NOT Dayaks….. dumb a$$

TC: Wats the plan….

KP: See, we buy two kayaks and paddle to Venezuela…...get the bus to Colombia…buy a load of weed …. back to Vz, pack the kayaks with the stash and Fedex them back to Boulder……

TC: Radical Dude……..

KP: And du u know the best part???

TC: What?

KP: We get sponsorship!!!!!

TC: Mannn…foolproof….. , Get your mom to make some sandwiches.....