I have received a forwarded copy of an email that is just incredible. Let me quote part of it.
"Don't talk to ________. ________ is a bad person. ________ steals pennies from little old ladies on Social Security. _________ was in prison for years but she escaped by taking hostages with a weapon made out of a frying pan. ________ puts subliminal messages into Saturday morning cartoons that cause tiny children to smoke crack cocaine.
"I am only telling you this for your own good. If you are friendly with ________ nobody else will like you. And Morticia will be really pissed off at you.
"Anyway _______ isn't even human. She is an Arachno-toad from the planet Arachno-toadia. She has eight legs and is all warty. She has a single eye in the middle of her forehead, and that eye is shifty.
"All this is true. I swear it. _________ is dangerous and I have evidence of everything I said about _______.
"This is all a big secret. Don't tell anyone. Especially don't tell ________ or Bad Things will happen to you."