As a general rule, wherever I have traveled I have found the people to be remarkably like me. Well; not exactly, and thank God for that, but in general - fundamentally the same. On USTV people with a Brit accent are generally shouting about something, usually a product. I don't know why that is. Oddly enough though, the only Brit with whom I was intimately familiar did live in a kind of castle. Or at least it was a very castle-like place to me. Very large and it had it's own name. And isn't that one of the give-away indicators of castle-status?
I always imagine that USTV is about as unlikely a source of accurate 'what Brits are like' information as it is possible to get. That is certainly true of their portrayal of Americans.
I do enjoy tea in the afternoon although mostly at about three.
So who gives a shit about any of that anyway? What about my friggin carbs? If I have to pull these four bastards off again they are going to the scrap man and I am bolting on a single HD carb and air cleaner. Although throwing the bike away seems more likely. Goddamned POS just pisse me off. It's starting to seem deliberate and that Really pisses me off.
