It probably shines out yer butt you smug vegetarian Wingnut cabin boy!April 30 2012 at 1:41 PM
rex (Login thestinkiestbob)
Response to blue skys and sun up here
Why, the only animals I EAT are bloody vegetarian, but you don't hear ME bleating on about what comes out of my bottom!
If I ever build a boat I'm going to buy a Goldwing to use as an anchor!
But knowing MY luck it'll rain for 40 days and 40 nights (as bloody usual) and all the bleedin' animals will come round trying to snag a piece of my good thing. Well I've got NEWS for them bastards- the only animals allowed on MY ark are going to be vegetarian ones! And that's for reasons I won't go into here!
Oi- shouldn't you be getting up to some of those worse things that happen at sea?
WHY IS MY LIFE SO SHIT?